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Isekai-Ready Clean
Dual-wielding clean
Buff Applied
Quick Deploy Protection
Don't Smell Like A Gathering Of Reddit Moderators
Handed-crafted By Nerds For Nerds
✦ We're not marketers pretending to understand nerd culture. We are gamers, streamers, cosplayers, tabletop addicts, anime fans, etc. Your hygiene routine is designed by people who get the joke.
✦ Hand-made in small batches with ingredients we'd actually use on ourselves. No corporate shortcuts, no mystery chemicals.
✦ Travel-sized because conventions don't care about your luggage limits, TSA has opinions about your carryon, and sometimes you need to smell like you've touched grass before your next 12-hour stream or gym session.