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Isekai-Ready Clean

Soaps (COMING SOON)

Hand-crafted soaps designed specifically for gamers and anime fans
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Dual-wielding clean

2-in-1 Body Wash & Shampoo

Execute the perfect combo with a dual-purpose clean from head to toe
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Buff Applied

Stick Deodorant

Precision application to keep you smelling fresh during marathon sessions.
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Quick Deploy Protection

Spray Deodorant

Instant coverage when needed for gamers on the go.
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Smell Like You've Touched Grass!
Smells Better Than Your Gaming Chair!

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Handed-crafted By Nerds For Nerds

✦ We're not marketers pretending to understand nerd culture. We are gamers, streamers, cosplayers, tabletop addicts, anime fans, etc. Your hygiene routine is designed by people who get the joke.

✦ Hand-made in small batches with ingredients we'd actually use on ourselves. No corporate shortcuts, no mystery chemicals.

✦ Travel-sized because conventions don't care about your luggage limits, TSA has opinions about your carryon, and sometimes you need to smell like you've touched grass before your next 12-hour stream or gym session.