Blow Till It Works
You just finished an all-nighter and you smell like regret and energy drinks. Time to wash off the evidence. This 2-in-1 smells like the inside of a game cartridge. That dusty, metallic, weirdly comforting scent from when you'd pull out the cartridge and blow on it hoping for magic. It worked then. It works now. Lather up and suddenly you smell like Saturday mornings in 1994. Cleans your hair and body in one go because we know you're trying to speedrun this shower. Rinses away the grind. Leaves behind pure retro cartridge nostalgia. Your younger self would be proud you're finally using soap.