Blow Till It Works
You know that moment when you blew into the cartridge for the fourth time and it FINALLY worked? That weird victory mixed with 'should I even be doing this?' Blow Till It Works Deodorant captures the metallic, dusty triumph of 90s problem solving. Now your underarms can smell like perseverance instead of the rage quit you had three matches ago. Works on the first application. Unlike the cartridge. No blowing required. Just swipe and pray your teammates don't notice you've been wearing the same shirt since yesterday's session. Smells like it worked. Functions like you actually tried.