That new pack smell, but now you're actually cleaning yourself instead of just huffing cardboard at the game store. Lather up and suddenly you smell like possibility and statistical improbability. Works as both body wash and shampoo because we know you're not trying to have a five-product shower routine. One bottle, two uses, infinite nostalgia for better pull rates. Washes away the Dorito dust and regret from your last booster box purchase. You'll come out of the shower smelling like a fresh pack. Your bank account will still remember the addiction.