Forbidden Cheesecake
Yes, it still looks like cheesecake in the bottle. No, it still doesn't smell like cheesecake. It's sakura. We've been over this. The visual troll continues into bath time. This 2-in-1 washes your hair and body with that cherry blossom floral scent anime protagonists are always dramatically standing under. Smells like you're in a pivotal character development moment. You're actually just trying to get the con funk off before your roommate stages an intervention. Lathers up pink like the bottle promised cheesecake. Rinses clean like it's actually soap. Your shower becomes an anime opening sequence. The emotional soundtrack is optional but recommended. No tragic backstory required for purchase.